You do know that we at Grassdoor love you guys right there. We’re trying to give you the best information about everything. Cannabis, right? That we’re really to do everything for you, right? Would you die for me? Well, maybe not everything. But we appreciate you guys so much that we decided to give you three more “Awesomer” tips to get weed out of your system. Just in case you wanted to have a few more tricks up your sleeve and stick it to your boss.
If you haven’t seen part one of this two part video, Go ahead and check it out right here. All right. Let’s do this.
Tip #4 Bentonite Clay
Tip number four, bentonite, clay. Bentonite. Clay is a popular clay made of eight volcanic ash with many detoxifying properties that absorbs toxins, chemicals, impurities and heavy metals from the body. Yes, that also includes THC. It also has external and internal uses and can be easily incorporated into a detox plan at a tablespoon or two to a glass of drinking water twice a week before a scheduled test.
Tip #5 Detox Drinks and Products
There are some tasty recipes online full of natural and healthy detox ingredients like lemon, pineapple and watermelon that are easy to make and enjoy. In addition, there are plenty of pre-made drinks for weed available to buy. Be careful with these though, because some of the ingredients in these drinks might not sit well with your stomach. And we don’t want you releasing spirits and demons out of your ass. Remember to weigh the pros and cons before going down this route. One you can make at home booty demons.
Tip #6 Exercise
And last but not least, the most best kept hidden secret ever. Like you guys never knew about this, and nobody even talks about it because it’s so good. Like it should be illegal. How good? This is simple. Exercise. Simple exercise.
Yes, I know you don’t want to go on a little jog or even walk down to the little corner store for your Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. So you order Uber Eats and pay $52 on a $2 purchase. Makes sense, but exercise is exceptionally beneficial for your health. It breaks down metals and toxins and especially removes THC from your system because THC sticks to your fat cells. If you exercise, you’re literally… literally…! breaking down and getting rid of toxins from your body, including THC. Not only that, but if you combine that with one of your homemade detox drinks, you’ll lose weight, you’ll look good, and you’ll get rid of THC from your body. That’s like a triple whammy where you’re a sexy stoner.
And there you have it.
Three more excellent tips for a total of six to get weed out of your system. If you guys know of any other ways, go ahead and post them in the comments section down below. And like always, with all that being said, I hope you guys enjoy series tips. I’m your boy Dave and hanging you up from the Grassdoor headquarters saying I’ll catch you guys later. Grassdoor… out!